So... I forgot about this story until I was driving home last night...

When we were confined to the girls' locker room there was this SUPER SKINNY chick... she maybe was 5'6" and maybe 110 MAYBE. Complete gymnast body. Anyway, there was this other "chick" there that I have seen in one of my friend's chemistry labs. She's a SUPER cute smiley red head. Well, the gymnast was in front of the mirror analyzing herself and said: "I hate the cellulite on my butt, my thighs, my inner thighs, the front of my thighs, the back of my thighs..." It was SO funny because the SCSRH looked at me sort of rolled her eyes and smiled at me. It was GREAT. So as the SSC walked on past, I waited about 3 seconds and said, "yeah, don't worry about it!"

So, walks back and smiles and says "what?" I told her she has nothing to worry about and that she was skinny. She said but I hate cellulite. I said did you know that 95% of women have some sort of cellulite (I totally made that up but pretty much every woman I know has cellulite of some sort) and that Tyra Banks even has it? If Tyra Banks has it then... well, there is nothing more to say!

But did you know that excessive amts of fat, carbs and salt can increase cellulite (and too little fiber)?

AND IF A GUY (OR GIRL) JUDGES YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE CELLULITE YOU THEY ARE SHALLOW!!

More later...

I am about to have an anxiety attack because we're going to the Olive Garden for lunch............